By D’ARCY DROLLINGER
Wings Theatre
154 Christopher
Street (Bet. Greenwich & Washington)
Tickets: (212)
420-8877, (888) FringeNYC or
www.fringenyc.org
8/10 @ Noon, 8/13 @ 6
PM, 8/16 @ 7 PM
8/17 @ 2:15 PM, 8/23 @
2:45 PM
Directed by JOHN
FICARRA
Musical Director DANA
HAYNES
Fight Choreography
JOHN FICARRA, Combat Inc.
Choreography D’ARCY
DROLLINGER, JOHN PAOLLILO
Sound Design ANDY
LEVISS
Lighting Design JASON
JEUNETTE
Costumes MICHEAL
PIATKOWSKI
Make-up PHATIMA
Stage Manager HEATHER
HOGAN
Press Representation
MICHELLE MORETTA, Springer/Chicoine PR
Cast
(in order of
appearance)
Pepper Van Allen –
Anne Gaynor
Taylor "Fritzy"
Fritzgerald – Candis Cayne
Jacqueline Tilton –
Laura LaBleu
Martha – Arley
Tapirian
Emile Tilton – Brian
Kuchta
Jeffrey – Brandon
Olson
Waiter – Clayton Dean
Smith
Dr. Bulgari – Michael
Francis Stromar
Men in Black/Ensemble
– Michael Blatt, John Patrick Kelly

In a place in the universe where musical comedy can
combine the homogenous vision of "The Stepford Wives" with the political
machinations of "The Manchurian Candidate" and somehow present them with the
glam sensibilities of what looks like England’s "Absolutely Fabulous" on
acid, the titillated theatergoer will find SCALPEL, an entry in this
year’s Fringe Festival.
Complete with nods to the above-mentioned films
(zombie-like women, and redone ladies who lunch who repeatedly use the same
phrase to describe their savior surgeon) and a look that screams Patsy from
AbFab, SCALPEL is a campy musical that, given proper sound, staging
and props, could have life beyond the festival, especially in the downtown
theater scene.
The leggy Candis Cayne gets some kicks in during a series
of couture catfights that are choreographed and staged with a combination of
creativity and hilarity, as friends become foes under the duress of striving
for perfection, political power, and the stinging nudge of a mind
controlling computer chip called "The Body Electric." As the scalpel meets
flesh, and once the chip is installed, the remade ladies become unknowing
assassins, doing the bidding of the evil Dr. Bulgari. However, the devious
Bulgari is no match for feisty housemaid Martha, her computer-savvy son
Jeffrey, and one done lady, Mrs. Jacqueline Tilton, who refuses to give up
and give in.
Imperfect, really silly, but guaranteed to make you laugh
in spite of it all, SCALPEL is a riot and then some.